What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Why is (n-1)(n+1)=n^2-1?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Me : Thank you.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

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I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Me : Because it's month of August.

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He : Btw, you're really pretty.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

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By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : Then let's have some coffee

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Has anyone who has been a victim of a narcissist made contact with the other victims of the narcissist? Did it help to confirm what you suspected about the narcissists?

Me : No

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Summer here, the one who debunks atheism. Isn’t it funny how atheists always say they prefer a “no-nonsense, evidence-based approach” to understanding the world, but when I bring up logical arguments for theism, they suddenly clam up?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

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I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Have you ever had sex with your female cousin? How did it start?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Why is it difficult to get a job?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Can a 40-year-old date a 20-year-old?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Me : Sure.

He : I'm 24.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Me : I don't drink

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

He : Tea ?